In Which a House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore A.A. Milne

ISBN: 9781573755276

Published: December 8th 2005


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In Which a House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore  by  A.A. Milne

In Which a House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore by A.A. Milne
December 8th 2005 | Paperback | PDF, EPUB, FB2, DjVu, AUDIO, mp3, ZIP | 0 pages | ISBN: 9781573755276 | 8.47 Mb

Winnie the Pooh and the Cocktail PartyHi. Im Vikki. Sorry, what did you say your name was? So noisy in here you cant hear a thing. Ed. Got it. Nice to meet you, Ed! What? Oh, Im a model. Glamor. Thanks! Well, if youve walked past the mens magazine section this week, then you will have. Front cover of Loaded. Really? Hey, thats sweet. No, I mean it. Youre really nice. Oh, alright then. Would you believe it, stockings and a honey-pot.

That was it. Yes, I do actually. Love it. Have it for breakfast every morning. Guess thats why the shot came out so well. Me and a honey-pot... I didnt even notice the camera. I know, it sounds silly. Yes, the runny kind, thats my favorite too. Get out!

Really? OK, OK, lets hear your honey story. Sorry? You actually climbed up the tree to get it? Thats awesome. OMG. What, how high were you? Jesus Christ. You didnt break anything? You know, youre a lot tougher than you look. I love the way you said that. Cant stand these macho types. Oh, go on, tell me another one. OK... OK... a what trap? A Hefner lump? Sorry, just too noisy. Never mind, what happened next? Hey, I do that too! I know, once youve started you just cant stop. Youre the first person Ive ever met who understands.

You what?? You actually got your head stuck in it?! Ha! Oh, you are totally cracking me up, I love this story! Ha! Ha! Im sorry about your friend though, I hope he recovered. Its funny, I just feel so relaxed with you. Its like Ive known you for ages. Since I was a little girl in fact. Oh, I see everyones starting to leave. Look, I know this sounds crazy, like weve only just met and Ill probably regret it in the morning, but come home with me. Um, well, yes and no. I just... I just want to hold you. All night. You do? You really do understand? Ed, I cant believe this.

It feels like fate. Im so happy I met you. OK, let me get my coat. Were outta here.___________________________________________If you want to examine the magazine cover which inspired the review, note that, as the review suggests, its in dubious taste, and features a mostly naked woman. If that kind of thing offends you, dont look at it! Otherwise, its at

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